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                   S H U T  U P !                   You donât know me!Â
                   You Never Did
Why I haven't answered back in a RP:
1. I am NOT ignoring you. 2. I am trying to think if a reply. 3. Iâm not up to it at that moment. 4. Tumblr ate it.
5. I AM A ALMIGHTY PROCRASTINATOR SENT FROM THE PITS OF MOLASSES
6. my mUSE IS BEING A LITTLE SHIT
7. RL is being a little shit
8. Iâm a complete idiot and lost it.
9. My muse is lost at the moment and I canât find them.
        because   time   keeps          dragging  on               and  on                  and  on⌠                             âŚand   onâŚ
Jack watched him, and waited for an answer, hoping that one would come - one that made sense, one that didnât seem like some sort of excuse. And finally, that answer began to come. Listening quietly once more, letting Bill explain himself, Jack watched for any sort of falter, but there was none. Maybe he really was telling the truth.
Huffing softly at the accusation and the title of âyour highness,â Jack glanced to the side briefly. Quickly, he turned his gaze back to the other boy, and he tried to not falter himself. âYour hanâ.. mm, youâre not distracting me, Bill,â he countered, giving a small roll of his eyes now.
"Sâjust that you never know," he began again, digging his spear into the dirt below his feet, feeling himself beginning to get frustrated - and because Billâs points were actually seeming to be fairly legitimate. "âŚHow do you know that the Beast isnât capable of seeing in the dark? You ought to be prepared."
He was only speaking nonsense now - Hell, the Beast couldnât hurt them at all. Fear canât hurt you anymore than a dream, afterall, and now was no exception.
Bill found himself studying Jack's reaction very carefully. He could sense that the redhead was getting frustratedâunderstandable; Bill would too, if he had to deal with his own drivelâand the more frustrated Jack got, the more likely he'd leave Bill alone, or so he hoped. Bill just needed a little more leverage to push Jack over the edge...
"Hey, even if the Beast just so happened to have night vision, I'll be fine." Ever the epitome of nonchalance, Bill shrugged; although his eyes narrowed the slightest bit. (It's not like you care, anyway.)
"You know, I wasn't going to say anything, but... I sleepwalk sometimes." Not a lie this time. Sleepwalking was an inconvenient habit Bill had developed since he was a littlun, ever since his parents left and he had to go live with his grandparents. It wasn't as bad as before; nowadays, Bill only found himself waking up in a different place every other few nights. The other boys never really noticed, and those that did tactfully chose not to bring it up.
"If I can survive walking round in the dark unconscious, I reckon I can take care of myself while fully awake." Bill waited a second before picking himself up from the tree and turning his back on Jack. "Look, chief, as much as I appreciate all your concern right now, I really gotta get going." If his sarcastic tone wasn't enough, walking away mid-conversation was definitely classic recalcitrance. Hopefully now, Jack was pissed enough to leave him alone. Bill knew he'd get in trouble, he just needed to get Jack off his back once and for all.

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Slurred words
Send âslurred wordsâ to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
"So, you wanna know what I think of âol Ralphie boy, eh, mia cara?â Bill grinned lopsidedly, swirling his Lambrusco in his wine glass. He stared glassily at the red liquid sloshing in the cup, flirtatious expression still in place. âWell, heâs really purrrty. Super pretty. Ridicousilyâridicksily pretty. Like, Iâm not even into blonds, but I would definitely tap that.â Bill bobbed his head once and almost fell off his chair at the movement.
"Heâs also real pretty anâ smart anâ damn charming," he slurred. He paused for a second to down the remaining booze in his glass. "Basically, heâs. Amazing. Ralph is just. Amazing anâ pretty. Amazingly pretty."
Breaking away, sitting up, he could feel that he was heating up. He was anxious for more because he craved Bill so much, but he knew that he couldnât have any more for the time being so he stopped temporarily. âI know I asked for just one, but your kisses are amazing and I needed more. Much much more. Maybe even more later.â Was that the alcohol finally taking its cruel toll, taking him into the nonsensical world of drunken glory? Would he allow it? Would they allow it? Or would he just fall into the tasty grasp and kiss Bill with even less regret? He didnât like the teasing. No, he loved it. And Billâs armâs were so warm and secure. Was he drunk without knowing it, or just falling in love?
For such a cool guy, Bill felt pretty warm. Part of the reason, he knew, was because of the remaining alcohol in his system. However, he attributed most of the responsibility to the smokin' hot boy in his arms. Ralph's warmth, Ralph's words, Ralph's presenceâthey all sent a frisson of heat and giddiness through him, making it impossible for Bill to notice anything or anyone else. Had he been sober, Bill would have been concerned by how much the golden boy affected him. But right now, Bill honestly couldn't focus on anything but Ralph.
"How much more are we talking about, love?" Bill whispered lowly, nuzzling the other's neck. "Tell me... Tell me what I can do for you, Ralph." Somehow the usage of Ralph's name felt more personal than any of Bill's previous pet names.
(( it the gay ))
one of us is goingÂ
                 down.
but itâs not gonna be
                  me.
who the hell are you [ hi friend i just wanted to say hi and bless u and ur quality blog ]
well hello there you sexy thing (( hi!! thank you omg, it means a lot ;v; ))
...
well what do you know it looks like your gorgeous looks arent the only thing you got going for you
you really know how to make a guy blush wow
i still may not know who you are but hey the mystery only adds to the risquĂŠ charm
Bill got scared cause he showed his crush on Jack

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How not to do art by Ralph Sarvaas
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Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
#wow so much turbulence I canât believe I ended up in ur lap
Excerpt from the billjack fic i never finished
In that moment, Jack never looked more like an angel. His pale, freckled face was illuminated in the moonlight, and the way his red curls surrounded his head made him seem endearing. Well, as endearing as a chief would seem, anyway.
"By the way, Bill, youâre on watch duty tonight."
In that next moment, I was promptly reminded that the last angel to fall from heaven was called Lucifer.
((imagine jack with laryngitis please just imagine him all hoarse and cracking not only unable to sing but unable to yell at anyone which is sO MUCH WORSE))

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Slurred words
Send âslurred wordsâ to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
"So, you wanna know what I think of âol Ralphie boy, eh, mia cara?â Bill grinned lopsidedly, swirling his Lambrusco in his wine glass. He stared glassily at the red liquid sloshing in the cup, flirtatious expression still in place. âWell, heâs really purrrty. Super pretty. Ridicousilyâridicksily pretty. Like, Iâm not even into blonds, but I would definitely tap that.â Bill bobbed his head once and almost fell off his chair at the movement.
"Heâs also real pretty anâ smart anâ damn charming," he slurred. He paused for a second to down the remaining booze in his glass. "Basically, heâs. Amazing. Ralph is just. Amazing anâ pretty. Amazingly pretty."
The blood in his cheeks would become his worst enemy. It was red, bright red, and he was bright red. Billâs lips were soft and exactly what he needed at that second. So sweet and supple. His breath tasted of alcohol but that was all part of it in the end. And for some silly reason he was craving more. Just as Billâs lips and his lips parted ways, he dived in for more. He practically pushed against the other, moving his hands to the blonde hair and using it to anchor his lips upon the otherâs. God, how he needed that. There was no chance of him letting go. Ever. His kisses were definitely heavier and definitely needier. It was as though he had been waiting his whole life to kiss Bill. Who was to say he hadnât been?
Bill wasn't expecting this.
He only meant to briefly brush his lips against Ralph's, a small ghost of a contact. He had deemed it too early in the night for heavy snogging (full-frontal or otherwise), but now that Ralph was kissing him (again and again and again), Bill wondered why he hadn't done this sooner. Ralph's lips were warm and insistent on his, and Bill couldn't help the soft moan that escaped him when he felt the other boy press up against him. Ralph kissed with a passion and intensity that Bill hadn't come across in a while. He couldn't quite get enough of it.
Unfortunately, breathing became an issue, and although he loathed to do so, Bill reluctantly broke the kiss. However, his arms (which at that point had wound up around Ralph) remained, holding the other boy close to him.
"Okay, not that I'm complaining or anything--because I'm definitely not; in fact I really think we should do this more often--but I thought you only asked for one kiss?" Bill's words were light and teasing while his expression remained, for most part, utterly charmed.
Makeup Work: A Lord of the Flies Fanfiction
Title: Makeup Work
Fandom: Lord of the Flies
Pairing/Characters: Bill/Ralph
Rating: T
Summary:Â Bill really, really regretted coming into the library to make up the schoolwork heâd missed. [bill/ralph] [oneshot] [high school au]
Additional Notes: This was requested by an anon, who wanted a Bill/Ralph! Itâs been a while since Iâve written Bill/Ralph - since Healing, I think, and that was a lot more serious than this is.Â
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