The Tongue and the Taste

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

Women in STEM (Sleepiness, Time for bed, Extremely comfy sheets, Mattresses)

prints

i really am not hard to please like we can just lay on the floor & u can talk about whatever you’ve been hyper fixating on while i play with your hands for a while & i will be so so happy

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health