Big Time Texts From Last Night

“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline”

Ignis started wearing the darker shades not because he’s blind, but because his prescription glasses broke

the person who leads us into the first Ancient Tomb isn’t Cor, it’s a shapeshifting Ardyn

maybe only Prompto can see Ardyn/Cor’s real form and decided to call him sir because he wasn’t sure what the others were seeing

The bosses in the menace dungeons were the guardians of said dungeons but they were infected and turned into daemons after getting locked in

Ravus was the actual Oracle but he refused to help the Lucian king and prince, so Lunafreya pretended to be Oracle for the sake of everybody else with what little healing magic she had, the Astrals are known to speak to some people in Eos (even if their language couldn’t be understood all the time) and she just happened to be one of the blessed ones. grandma Leviathan came out thinking the Oracle was in town but when it turned out to be his sister she wasn’t having it

maybe there’s no Cure, Cura, Curaga and Esuna magic because we’re supposed to draw it from natural reservoirs like the Lucian elementals, but they only exist in Niflheim where the Oracles replenish them, we never got the chance to run around the fields to find them

Noctis spent the 10 years learning how to upgrade himself to Ardyn’s level and probably spent some time out of the crystal in the World of Ruin shapeshifting as other people and different animals (like the carbuncle demo), sometimes coming in contact with his bros with no way of letting them know it was him

me:

Jupiter in 1879 and 2014