being myself performatively

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

im going to explode in the kiln

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago