i’m back

they killed the fucking elephant in the room

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

Like to charge reblog to cast

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

i made this post because i've got so many friends that think saying something wrong in a conversation is the end of the world. it isn't. you'll be okay. you don't have to be embarrassed about every little thing. you are alive and doing things and speaking to people. you will make mistakes and you will live.

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

All of America: God I wish that were me

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out

im no longer responsible for myself. I am free because i am contained. oooh eighteen dollar sandwich dont mind if i do

Too Online For Regular Friendships IRL, But Not Online Enough For Discord Friend Groups

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious