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stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

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i wonder who that sign is for

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

THIS 

7. because i dont care enough :/ like deadass i like the jokes, theyre funny.

i am also following i am the original cain

this is hilarious

yeah dude! dont feel pressured to say you're plural; or anything, really. you are what you define yourself as.

Anyway, dodge the draft. Do not kill or die or break your mind and soul for American imperialism. America hates veterans.

america hates everyone, ESPECIALLY people who are evidence of their crimes

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

EXACTLY!!!! i'm good with kids because i try my best to EMPATHIZE with them

Happy birthday to the national anthem

well, can't not.

I'm scared for adulthood. Why are constantly getting hurt

the moment you start growing slower, is the moment you start to rot.

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

jeef berky

Yeah, i'll drink to that

What happened to that guy Jerma btw? Used to hear about him all the time around here, and I don't think I've seen a mention of him all year. Like did he get raptured, did the geese get him, what is he now?

peeped the horror

MLK was a star trek fan

Everyone is uncomfortable about their body as a teenager, especially women/girls dealing with sexualization. We should not respond by giving them hormones and surgery.

you should fuck off and die to be honest

That person calls being trans a cult anyways

i reported them

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

holy shit I’m the god of the future

Well damn I'm god of hate that's out of character

Negligence what the fuck is that supposed to mean huh generator

God of case whatever the hell that means <3

I am the God of Order.

violence isnt a word on there. seriously. my name is CAIN AND I CANT BE GOD OF VIOLENCE.

*snrk*. queer. the site called you a queer.