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I’m getting so fat 😍

Before you lays an ample expanse of softness, a wide and generous landscape. It calls to you but will you answer?

I too have one of these speedos and feel very unpatriotic this year due to the state of things but that doesn’t erase all the patriotism that came before us to fight for change. From the abolition of slavery, the right to vote and the right to marriage. Change for the better is always in the horizon of America and it takes us to make the change!

“Come on dad, it’s not that bad. Sure, I’ve gained a little since college. But it’s only what you’d expect. They don’t call it the Freshman 150 for nothing, am I right? Anyways, I’m texting for advice on a very important choice. Should I stay home and Door Dash, or should I take my chances at making it to the buffet fully clothed? Knowing my wardrobe, the latter is asking for an incident”

Raiding the Kitchen

Not sure if I posted this here but I really like this little bit of growth 😋

POV: your drunk hog roommate chugs a beer and belches in your face

In desperate need to get bigger 😮‍💨

1 year and 50 pounds heavier… this guts starting to droop

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