athstetically pleasing bullshit

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

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Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

FIRST, HE IS UNAFRAID TO TELL YOU IF SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG, EVEN IF YOU DO SOME OTHER REALLY WIERD THINGS!

SECOND, HE WILL ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET THREE SQUARE MEALS, EXERCISE, AND STILL LET YOU HAVE DESSERT AT THE END OF THE DAY!

THIRD, HE IS PRIME DAD MATERIAL! HOT, SQUISHY BOD COMBINED WITH A SENSE TO FEED THE YOUNG ONES (EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SO YOUNG) BEFORE HIMSELF!

FOURTH, HE CAN FARM! HE CAN COOK! HE WILL WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS WHO ONLY EATS AT A FIVESTART RESTRAUNT IF YOU SO DESIRE! HE IS EVEN AWARE OF DIETART RESTRICTIONS AND ACTUALLY TAKES THE FEEDBACK WHEN HE COOKS!

SO VOTE SENSHI FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!

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