Bolin's all I have left

[[ literally don’t even touch me stop getting me to rp you are kyUBEY ]]

[[ wat u doing to me ]]

“What? Did I or did I not warn you?!”

"Though, based on your recent performance in the ring, I'd say maybe you're right - there was nothing you could do."

“WATCH OUT!”

"HASOOK!"

"What?! Don't be ridiculous - Bolin doesn't sneak out. He's a terrible liar; he wouldn't be able to keep something like that from me."

But don’t knock some of the other guys, they bust their asses just as hard. Of course, I’m pretty sure they also don’t have a younger brother holding the void of the universe in his stomach, but…”

“Spirits, his stomach. I honestly don’t know what to do about that some days. I don’t remember eating half as much. I’m not sure where he’s putting it all.”

"I don't know how he eats that much. And he doesn't even tell me about all of it, based on that loan for groceries..."

“Well, who asked you, anyway? In case you haven’t noticed, we all look exactly the same, so keep your opinion to yourself, next time.”

“I don’t know about exactly the same. I guess it’s harder on you guys to be me because I’m seeing a bit of wear and tear there.”

Oh, har har, I guess this is the funny version of me. Guess it’s better than the one who seems to have constant male PMS.”

"Whatever - do what you want."

“I haven’t gotten to that point yet, but I get the feeling it’s only a matter of time.”

"Did you know that if everyone in the plant put in as much effort as me, Republic City could have twice as much power? Twice! That's just my plant alone."

“You could say that again. Seriously, it’s good to see someone with an actual work ethic. Even if it’s… uh. Me.”

“Wow, talk about a pathetic attempt at impersonating me. Nice try, guys, but I suppose the combined effort shouldn’t go completely unappreciated. You almost look as handsome as me.”

"Well, who asked you, anyway? In case you haven't noticed, we all look exactly the same, so keep your opinion to yourself, next time."

“I should be working, anyway.”

“You could say that again. Seriously, it’s good to see someone with an actual work ethic. Even if it’s… uh. Me.”