Shine Bright Like A Diamond.

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

*puts weed in birthday goodie bags*

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

this has to be on everyone’s blog at least once

‘look this is the color i want’

always reblog

best. movie. ever.

It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.

i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep.

Best teacher ever.

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