This passion is a plagiarism

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

FUCK YEAH.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

I'm not a "will help, no questions asked" kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I'm just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we're friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don't trust that you'd kill someone who didn't need killing or would help someone you shouldn't be helping - we wouldn't be friends in the first place if I didn't know you well enough to trust your judgement. I'm just curious as hell and I want to know things.

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit