Beebis

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

@big-shmeebus

Schleich di, Wappler