Personal Pieces

Sorry to break it to you folks but it’ll be okay in the end. You’ll start falling in love again, and it will fill holes in your heart you didn’t know even existed. It won’t replace what you felt before, but it will grow around it. You’ll be happier and life will feel correct, finally. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but had to let y’all know.

Damn can’t believe Hozier yassified “a modest proposal”

Like yeah sure I’m getting divorced In a Dunkin’ tomorrow but new hozier drops Friday. I know what I have to look forward to

Some people may think this was a bad year for me, but in actuality google maps added where stop signs and stop lights are and that’s actually the best thing to ever happen to me

What’s a girl gotta do to find some of those midsommer friends to sit in a circle and sob w them

I don’t believe in a god but I do believe in the person who invented those little personal microwave mug cakes and that’s basically the same thing

I can’t believe how well my 10 year plan is going, my husband already left me for his secretary I’m so ahead of schedule