did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

do not have discord sex i was stroking my shit and discord face id'ed my cock as the 5300 year old mummy otzi i can't log in anymore

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

so fucked up when a site/app turns <3 into ❤ or :) into 🙂that's not what i fucking said. gaslighter

i dont thinkg i will be able to sacrifice my yaoi time for my career bro

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer