bronze age mediterranean dashboard simulator
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i'm opening commissions for hand-carved cylinder seals!!! i only accept payment measured with lydian weights (sorry i've been scammed by sumerian weights before 😔) send me a tablet if ur interested!
was it really necessary to bring up to bring up the scamming 🙄 sumerians already get such a bad rap
maybe ea-nasir shouldn't have scammed her then. did you think of that?
#sumerians think just because they invented writing that they're enki's favorites #but theyre not anyone else's favorite
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call me crescent the way i'm so fertile
top 5 ideas for a megaron that will impress your rivals:
have a better megaron than them
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who do you think is attacking the coastal towers?
dorians
trojans
etruscans
mycenaeans
philistines
Voting ended onSep 11, 2024
the etruscans wouldnt do this 😤🤬 this poll is so fucked up
#and also the trojans just lost everything to the greeks they dont have the resources to attack right now #my gold is on the dorians
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your url is literally "tuscan-raider"......
that doesnt mean anything
has anyone heard from wilusa lately?
#you guys used to love wilusa
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#???? achilles is there and everything
i'm tired of the king always butting into my affairs. we need a free and open marketplace with less regulation
aren't you the copper scammer??
#i dont think you can be trusted with a free and open market
#all my followers better reblog this or ur not gonna be allowed on the sun barge
a frothy beer in a ceramic cup and some dates and tying a net with the boys. can't get any better than this.
#might even go to faiyum later
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ok but no one actually believes that paris and helen are in love, right? menelaus is a much better husband than paris could ever be
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menelaus we need you on the battlefield.. get off the slab
#we are under fucking attack
sea peoples? yea i see people every day. on my shoreline.
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i hate my fucking parents
#theyre ruining this kingdom #can't wait until i'm pharaoh #we're gonna go back to the way things used to be
got a big shipment of luxury goods setting sail today i hope the seas are in my favor!!!
#especially because so many ships have sunk on the route we're taking
can we get an update on this shipment??
#i dont think the seas were in his favor
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come here little eunuch boy i can be so normal
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uhhh the temple snake bit me. what do we think this means?
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i have just been informed that akrotiri has been destroyed
#i knew it wasn't a good sign....
