clownery central

I can understand not wanting to get pregnant or have kids but y'all do not need to take that out on pregnant people themselves

Why the hell would you look at a woman who's pregnant and say "wow a creampie in this economy" or only think of them as people who've been nutted in. Why do you see someone whos pregnant and start thinking of the sex they have. Why would you call their babies parasites, do you really think she's just a host that's being fed on against her will? Why would you call their children crotch gremlins/goblins. I shouldnt have to explain why that's fucked up. Why would you go into detail about all the ways a pregnancy can go wrong to a pregnant woman like why do some of yall enjoy deliberately fear mongering about pregnancy and distressing pregnant women. What the fuck is the matter with you people

Reblogging this again because I saw a whole host of people on a reel smugly saying "well I'm disabled or a victim of capitalism or just tired and IM not going to suffer just because YOU chose to get nutted in" which is so wildly misogynistic and selfish im actually really mad again

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

phone line has been cut YASSSSSSSSS [faints]

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

My sister said get me a drink at a store and I said what kind. She was like I don't know something esoteric. dead serious. "I like esoteric drinks." What am I meant to do with that

I diagnose you with Chicago

ive been wanting to get into living what do you guys recommend for a beginner

i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everybody knew you

so many british actors are so so posh it’s a whole different level of nepo baby like you look them up on wikipedia and not only do their parents have wikipedia articles but their FAMILY has its own wikipedia article and you have to learn what peerage means… so when you give me an actress with a strong northern accent who grew up in a working class family in manchester yes i AM going to be immediately biased toward her

btw the first part of this post is about a lot of people but specifically the one i’m always thinking of when i say “oh their FAMILY has its own wiki page” is helena bonham carter which seems relevant now lol. anyways. girl sit down your family has been in political power in britain since the 18th century you don’t get to have opinions

So one thing that I’ve heard is that there was a generation of British actors from working class backgrounds like Patrick Stewart and Alan Rickman, because in the mid-20th century, there was actually financial assistance to attend acting schools; but then this assistance was eliminated by Thatcher, and since the 80s, it’s mostly been nepo babies

huge influx of followers want to let you know jsut as a litmus test that I would beat Johnny Depp to the edge of death with a baseball bat should the stars align and if you disagree with that block me