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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

The shirt removal really solidifies this as a genuine reaction

i want to be a bartender

men named bart look out

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime

i do whatever the fuck i want to do

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

nailed it or failed it

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

This post is more inclusive than most tv shows

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

to think we got the "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" riverdale monologue because jensen ackles was homophobic to spn fans.... effervescent

im begging you for an explanation

someone wrote an essay about bi dean and gave it to jensen to sign, he wrote “No?” on it in sharpie, a lesbian wrote a ya novel based on this incident, she was successful, she got hired on riverdale as a writer, she wrote the “i’m weird, i’m a weirdo” episode (as well as the lesbian epic rescue from conversion therapy).