Little Bug Kisses

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

okay *biggest sigh ever recorded*

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Happy Pride

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

Hotel Transylvania

I'm sobbing oh my god

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking