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☀️ 알베르 크로스만 로운의 태양 ☀️

Saw this in Pinterest and got me searching for hours. Title is 'Trash in Count's Family'. Definitely an awesome read🥺👌🏻 Currently invested in it and Im in chapter 399. Time goes so fast QAQ

Original artist: alttonov

*People cheering for him in the streets* Hm. Don’t like that.

His self-proclaimed speciality is just disassociating on command

Someone: *helps him* Cale: *sighs* I guess I have to solve every problem you’ve ever had

When learning a language, memorised all the swear words before anything else

“I don’t like cats,” says Cale, holding two kittens tenderly, plotting a rebellion to instate a third cat as the new emperor

Single father of *checks notes* uh… 3 to 14 children,

All he wants is to retire to the country; can’t stop getting into international incidents

His relationship with the crown prince is basically: *points at each other* Bastard

Keeps telling people not to trust him while saving their asses from certain destruction

This loser thinks he’s ‘quiet’ and ‘good at keeping still’

Cale: *smiles gently* Everyone: oh god stop What the Fuck

‘Accidental Baby Acquisition’ trope but it’s ‘Accidental Family Acquisition’ and they’re all agents of chaos

“I heard you got hurt,” says a concerned child. “Yes, I coughed up blood.” Cale comforts, comfortingly.

[Girl hits on him] No thanks [Guy hits on him] No thanks

Everyone: you’re a good person Cale: incomprehensible, have a terrible day

Named his adopted son, a dragon, ‘Dragon’

Tells people to drink tea before pulling out something that will make them spray it everywhere like a cartoon

*to a 13 year old* No you can’t train to become a knight you’re too young *to a 5 year old* Alright tonight we’re gonna blow up an island and participate in the slaughter of half a race make sure to protect me well

His entire fucking backstory, like what? What???

Raon: I’ve only had this human for an hour and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this continent and then myself Cale: That’s terrifying please stop talking

Never thinks, at any point, to tell anyone that he has a healing power 

He’s THE most extra bitch. Orchestrates his b&e’s like he’s conducting an opera, always plans for maximum Dramatic Effect

*The crown prince doesn’t help in a terror incident* That’s fine because he’s weak. *Finds out he’s strong actually* Bastard??????

Gives his kids an extravagant allowance. Doesn’t let them spend it and buys everything for them instead

SINGULARITY

“Have I lost myself or have I gained you”

FAKE LOVE 

“For you, I could pretend like I was happy when I was sad. For you, I could pretend like I was strong when I was hurt. For you, I could pretend like I was strong when I was hurt”

“I wish love was perfect as love itself”

THE TRUTH UNTOLD

“You know that I can’t show you me. Give you me. I can’t show you a ruined part of myself.  Once again I put a mask again and go to see you. 

But I still want you”

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“If I could, I wanted to ask: Why you did what you did, why you chase me away. I still revolve around you without a name. The goodbye is colorless, the colors that don’t change”

“My season was always you. My cold heart is negative 248 degrees. It stopped the day you erased me”

PARADISE

Life’s long so take it slow. Now we don’t run without even knowing the destination. It’s alright to not have a dream. All the breaths you breathe is already in paradise . It’s alright to stop.

“We borrow dreams from others like a debt”

LOVE MAZE

“Love ain’t a business. Rather like a fitness”

“Our own mountain, our own climb, our own world, our own heart. Travel toward the exit. Our held hands will be the map”

MAGIC SHOP

“On days where I hate myself for being me, on days where I want to disappear forever. Let’s make a door. It’s in your heart”

“At the end of my despair. You’re the last reason for me who was standing at the edge of the cliff”

“You gave me the best of me So you’ll give you the best of you”

AIRPLANE PT 2

  “ I still don’t know how to live well. So, today as well, we just go”

ANPANMAN

“I don’t have biceps or pecs. I don’t have a supercar like Batman. The ideal hero is my fantasy. But all I can give you is Anpan” 

“I’m scared of falling and of letting you down. But, even if it takes up all my strength. I will be sure that I stay by your side” 

SO WHAT

“Somebody call me right. Somebody call me wrong. I’m not gonna care about it. Why don’t you do so as well”

“90% of your worries are an imaginary swamp that you created. Just go instead of worrying, Don’t get scared, cheer up. Shout it out, So what”

OUTRO: TEAR

“To me, you were once my dear. But now you’re merely a bitter beer”

“Although we used to talk about forever. Now we break each other without mercy. Although we thought that we dreamed the same dream. That dream has finally become a dream”

“We walked towards the same place. But this place becomes our last”

bokuaka couple be like: “Well, it’s worth to try.”