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video games just aren’t what they used to be bro . no game nowadays is gonna ask u and ur companions to strip naked and walk thru fire in a big sacred temple so u can go scoop up some of a dead holy womans cremated corpse

What if several druids could take each other by the hand and wild shape into one giant hybrid monstrosity beast thing?

So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

omg

op change your url

@nipton @fissionreactor

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever 

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

Op’s suggestion is neat but a better one would be a stealth game where the hard mode is your character being dummy thiccccc, and the clap of their asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

I’m gonna end you with my own hands

I’m a real big fan of UHHHH cradling someone’s face in my hands when I kiss them