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Kuai-Liang: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now
Tomas: 13 year old me wouldn’t think I’d get this far.
Bi-Han: I would fight 13 year old me.
My mk9 bihan bias prob made me tolerate mk1 bihan’s writing lmao
bihanzo fluff
"So how much does Saibot weigh?"
Bi-Han, sweating profusely at the strain of Saibot's body across his shoulders as he did squats with them, his face red and breaths beating out of him in harsh chuffs, hoped that it would be obvious enough how much Saibot weighed. Which was 'enough to make this a workout that he had been building up to for several weeks, now please fuck off', but when Frost still stood there and just watched him, he ended up glaring at his brother's second.
"Frost," He grunted.
"Just saying, if they weigh that much I wanna do squats with them next. That's got to be great for your core and abs," Frost shrugged.
"Trying to impress Cassandra?" He grunted out as Saibot chuffed a noise near his shoulder.
"Pfft, always, but also Grandmaster Kuai Liang said that more muscle and fat makes it easier to do harder cryomancer techniques," Frost said, shrugging again.
"It is, but Saibot is not a great weight because--"
Saibot made a chattering noise, wriggled free and shadow teleported the second they touched ground, leaving Bi-Han standing there, sweating and exhausted, and Frost with a look of understanding on her face. It was almost funny, the pause as they both took in the quick getaway, but Bi-Han quickly recovered and realised that he needed to find where his shadow clone went in such a rush. It was never good when Saibot suddenly ran off.
"That... great, where are they?" He muttered.
Bi-Han: Punch me in the face.
Hanzo: Punch you?
Bi-Han: Yes, in the face, didn't you hear me?
Hanzo: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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Bi-Han, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am i?
Hanzo, sarcastically: Heaven.
Bi-Han: Oh.
Bi-Han:
Bi-Han: Didn’t think you’d be here.
UGHHGHHGHHH :((
Hanzo staring at Bi-Han's humongous mounds... me too man. Why does Bi-Han have such big man tiddies anyway? For other men to hold onto? Gay ass.
Like come on... does he store damage in there or something.
Kuai Liang is a liar
We need to talk about a Kuai Liang intro I've recently discovered that honestly left me flabbergasted. I have no idea how I didn't come across this intro earlier or why no one else ever talked about it, but the more you look into Kuai Liang's dialogues, the worse it gets. Blatant ableism towards Kenshi, arrogance and disrespect towards his own allies and now this...
Baraka: I wouldn't wish Tarkat upon my worst enemy. Scorpion: Then help me stop Bi-Han from weaponizing it.
What is this? Just what on earth is he talking about here?
Bi-Han never intended to weaponize Tarkat. He wants it extinguished. Not once in the story mode does Bi-Han talk about or show any interest in Tarkat or the Tarkatans, it's not mentioned in his tower ending or any of his intro dialogues with other characters. What Bi-Han wants is an army similar to Shang Tsung's dragon army, so he can take control of a part of Earthrealm. To achieve this, he started the Cyber initiative.
What does any of that have to do with Tarkat? Bi-Han has no need for it. In fact, he made it very obvious what he thinks of those infected with Tarkat.
I looked at every line Bi-Han said in the game that mentions Tarkat as well as all his dialogues with Baraka and Mileena, the two characters that are infected with it.
Sub-Zero: Expect no compassion, freak. Baraka: Such a cold heart, Sub-Zero.
Sub-Zero: Your kind should be exterminated. Baraka: Disease does not make us disposable.
Sub-Zero: Your affliction is divine punishment. Baraka: Actually, it is fate's cruel joke.
Sub-Zero: If your subjects learn your secret -- Mileena: You dare threaten me, Bi-Han?!
What we learn from these dialogues is that Bi-Han wants Tarkat and Tarkatans gone. He thinks their affliction is some kind of punishment, he seems appalled by it, not interested in it. He tries to use Mileena's condition against her only as a method of extortion, but other than that, Bi-Han does not care about Tarkat in the slightest.
Kuai Liang is lying. He's lying to Baraka to turn him against Bi-Han.
How bad can the "bad guy" be if the supposed "good guy" has to lie to make him look worse?
Shang Tsung is the one trying to weaponize Tarkat and yes, Bi-Han was Shang Tsung's ally, but he stopped working with him and told Liu Kang he wasn't aware of Shang Tsung's experiments.
This isn't even the first time Kuai Liang was lying to one of his allies.
Scorpion: Liu Kang's revelation has shaken my faith in him. Raiden: Understandable, given what he chose to hide. Reptile: Am I right to put faith in Liu Kang? Scorpion: He's always proven worthy of mine.
You might remember this dialogue from the second part of my character analysis for Kuai Liang, in which I already talked about how much of a two-faced character he is.
Truth is, Kuai Liang, just like Bi-Han, doesn't hesitate to lie to others when there's an advantage to gain for him. This yet again proves that Kuai Liang has no honor. I don't know how much lower this character can sink and that's not even including the story dlc events. Kuai Liang is a disgrace to the Scorpion mantle. Hanzo might have been a flawed character, but I don't recall him lying and manipulating others to get his way.
元宵节快乐/happy lantern festival everyone but most importantly, 新年快乐/happy lunar new year! it’s the year of the dragon now and i thought i’d do something special with the chinese mk characters doing a fun lil dragon dance!! i don’t think i’ve discussed this before but mk really helped me in a way to feel connected to my culture and made me want to explore it more in a way i never really felt before, and it makes me proud that there’s a big influence of it in such a prominent western piece of media. i of course have many grievances with it but it still makes me really happy. so here’s all the chinese/chinese-influenced characters in mk1!

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Mortal Kombat | Sub-Zero
Very unsure about even posting this because it isn't done but I don't want to finish it and I haven't posted in so looong soooo...
Bihan: Hanzo!
Hanzo: What?
Bihan: You're a fucking nerd
Hanzo, trying not to start a fight: Okay, Bi-Han
Bi-Han: Trying to start a fight: And a dweeb!
Hanzo: I don't even know what that word means
What if, mk1 kuai liang originally trained with ice- but he had an incident which made him switch to fire?
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I love the look Kuai Liang gives Bi-Han here lmao
That's the look of a exhausted man who has witnessed this a billion times.
"This is the 23rd time this weak and it's only Tuesday."
If you look closer, you can even see the mental face palm.
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