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Baelor: No, no, hold up, rewind

Maekar: ....?

Baelor: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro?!

Maekar: .....*blushes*

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Baelor: is sitting at a table, eating very elegantly and ceremoniously, using a knife and a fork.

Maekar: is standing nearby, licking from a dagger the blood of an enemy.

Baelor: What are you doing, may I ask?

Maekar: Just getting my daily dose of protein.

Maekar: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly likely

Baelor: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? Have you ever thought about it?

Maekar: ....No, I can't really say that I have

Baelor: Oh, that is actually quite surprising

Maekar: We both look very handsome tonight

Baelor: ...You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you"

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