I'm Tundra. He/They

Hanzo: should you not bring a weapon? I know your cryomancy covers that but still

Kuai Liang: I have 17 knives on my person at this moment

Hanzo:……fucking where?!

The armor in question:

Johnny: I have a superpower, it’s just not workplace appropriate

Hanzo: this is not a workplace. Elaborate

Johnny: I can accurately name at least one kink someone has within five minutes of meeting them

Hanzo:….no you cannot

Johnny: you wanna be bossed around in bed so goddamn bad

Hanzo, turning bright red:…..noooo

Kuai Liang: go fuck yourself

Hanzo: Japan

Kuai Liang: Does this matter? I'm pretty sure I've been legally declared dead

Sonya: Just answer the question

Kuai Liang, exasperated: American

Hanzo: Huh? I'm sorry, I think I had a stroke, did you just say you were American?

Kuai Liang: Yes, my brother and I were born there, why is this surprising?

Sonya: What state?

Kuai Liang: A sunny one...I think

Sonya: You think?

Kuai Liang: Well I was about seven when we were kidnapped, so I don't exactly recall a lot of details.

Sonya:......I'll go look into some missing persons reports, do you at least remember your last name?

Hanzo: Yes, but he's already in the infirmary, it missed everything vital, and the doctor's expect a full recovery, we'll be allowed in to see him soon

Frost grabs him by the lapels and pins him to a wall: If anything happens to him, I will staple your nutsack to your taint