David

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

Perfect

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

I love it here.

The lack of sex I’m having , despite how fucking horny I am is downright cruel

SUCK MY COOCHIE FROM THE BACK

nothing’s felt real since like 2012

Reblog to smack prev's ass

im in my girl's ear like i feel like something bad is going to happen to me. i feel like something bad has happened. it hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.