i feel like a person for a moment of my life

His name is cheese onion

I’m not crying, you’re crying

EXPOSE THEM

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter

Thor

oh

JAYNE

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah