bezi

your degree should be your 2nd priority your 1st priority should ALWAYS be watching mediocre tv shows

I love being home, cooking, taking long showers and just existing in my own time warp.

I think we're all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls, often young girls, like it

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

the joy of annoying and being annoyed by the people you love

they're so infuriating. you want to beat them senseless just for some peace and quiet. they tell you to cut it out before they leave and never come back, and that'll show you, and make no attempt to move away. you're both still smiling despite yourselves. you're both laughing even as you mime tearing them to pieces with your bare hands. you love them so much you could never truly mean a word of it, and they mercilessly take advantage of this. you know they love you so much that they would never leave you over something as small and silly by comparison as being a little irritating, and you have no problem proving it to them. you know each other's boundaries well enough to never actually worry that you're hurting each other. you're safe, and you revel in it.

"i hate you so much" (affectionate, adoring, the loveliest lie of all)

Girl go be evil, who cares just do it