the fucking wheezy laugh that just came out of my body

What a weird-looking cat.

https://www.thesojournertruthproject.com/compare-the-speeches/

This reminds me of the speech written for Hattie McDaniel when she accepted her Oscar

still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet

aeropostale getting so much promotion

these girls invented stan culture

The hair tie on the shirt

people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Fucking dictionary.com ya’ll

gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice

bold and incorrect of you to assume either gomez or morticia is straight

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™