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woooooooow I have not been on Tumblr in YEARS, I'm now 21 and living away from home. it’s so weird to read through old text posts and see how far I've really come

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thebestoftumbling

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becausebirds

Tube face.

resinfish

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

ahoeforbirds

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

distortiondevil

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

#video

zkac-deactivated20200610

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

stability

thelovejandles

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cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304

me

vladtheunfollower

#cats #video

sh-73-deactivated20190201

It’s all about the first person you wanna tell good news to

catchymemes

basic-banshee

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

the-british-pineapple

God of lesbians

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Hello I haven’t been on in like a year, nice to be back

the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070

oh god this is too much of a mood

papasmoke

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

terpsikeraunos

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

ravenbirde

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

eelpatrickharris-deactivated202

i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed

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fallinyourtidalwaves

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl

smmamm

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

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