Cats, Snacks, and a Side of Sass

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died