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Seeking employment in the following fields: ghost haunting the town hall, church gargoyle, wise cave dragon, nature spirit who throws litter back at people, slightly unhinged witch, fairy from the local wood, bridge troll.

I'm so close to finalizing my paperwork for this job that's paying me to move across to Europe!! But I'm also not telling them about my hearing loss or other dumb health issues I've grown into and I'm so worried they're gonna find out!!

Also fingers crossed my credit union let's me use my card over there until I can sign up with a german bank :"))

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

Reblog if you are the gay cousin.