Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

Twitter gays will take take nudes anywhere girl get OUT of the marsh you are going to get a parasite

they are the parasite

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature

every time i make a silly joke i start sweating bullets thinking oh no now they'll all think i don't understand themes and narratives

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing