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Fish are birds, this doesn't include however ol sea dogs (sharks) nor dolphins which are rocks.

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This joke is real dumb now but think about how dumb it'll be in 5 years,

#better taxonomy #birds #dogs #rocks #geology #animals #taxonomy #bugs

Cassowary is a dog now. I stg if ya argue straight to the dungeon

#better taxonomy #dogs #cassowary #birds #dungeon #bought to you by xtream restraints #yes that type of dungeon

Octopi are rocks, dogs are dogs, penguins also dogs, I know what yer thinkn does that make ostriches dogs too despite both being birds, the answer is yes fuck ya.

#better taxonomy #birds #dogs #rock #rocks #animals #taxonomy #penguin #ostriches #fuckn whathaveya

I want to say it now, dog beats bird, bird beats rock, rock beats dog.

This is the way of things

#better taxonomy #its like if rock paper scissors was science

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People is rocks. I will not fucking elaborate.

#better taxonomy #People #rocks #geology #animals #no i will not elaborate #i stg

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All bugs are rocks. Pebbles iffn ya like.

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Fantastic!!

Wolfspiders, are rocks.

#better taxonomy #wolf spider #spiders in general #spiders is bugs #bugs is rocks #scorpions is bugs #arachnids is bugs #bugs is the crawly creepys #ye even iffn the damn spider is cute #bugs

Worms are clearly dogs

#better taxonomy #worms #no legs #bark?#dogs #doggo #wormblr

Ghosts aren't real but if they were that shit is birds.

Zombies would be dogs.

Vampires are rocks (weirdly)

#better taxonomy #zambos #zombies #vampire #ghosts

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All bugs are rocks. Pebbles iffn ya like.

#entomology #bugs #better taxonomy #rocks #geology #bugs again

Snakes are dogs.

#snakes #snake #dogs #better taxonomy

The platypus is clearly a bird, it lays eggs

Better taxonomy brought to extreme restraints, power your love life or whatever.

#platypuses #perry the platypus #birds #better taxonomy #eggs

Whales are birds I will not be explaining.

Sloths, also rocks.

Frogs are birds

#taxonomy #better taxonomy #birds

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Crabs is rocks.

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