:)

when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

lower case (derogatory)

What an adorable start to a murder

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

lol like this is actually cute. backfire

they’re boyfriends

he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again

he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable

Me trying to get more likes on a selfie 

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

never mind.