bestbotnames

I hate when you see a porn bot with a really good url. I just got one called 'prescribed-broadside.' The doctor says you're sick and the only cure is my fucking canon. Beat to quarters.

"Are you up to date on your SHOTS?" asks the doctor, abruptly turning ninety degrees away from you and firing a line of syringes across your bow.

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!

This is why I’ve been leaving them alone recently (I saw a similar post to this a few weeks back) still block anything with a ‘sexy women’ I see you porn bots

Oh no! Distressing if this is the case!