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Hannibal (2013-2015)

I wanted to make something else but got stuck on this scene again and I'm going to say things we've said a million times already. BUT.

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

(i removed previous reblogs to keep the chain short)

I'll try to keep this short and not bore everyone with technical details

My username comes from quantum physics and im using it as a metaphor to describe my metastable state irl.

technical stuff below👇

in quantum field theory, a vacuum isn't just empty space.. it's a state of energy. and there are two states: true vacuum and false vacuum. the first one is the absolute lowest energy state possible (this is completely stable and can't be disrupted) the second one is a state that looks stable and secure on the surface but actually contains hidden reservoir of high energy. it's a local minimum meaning it's stable for now but only bc a barrier is holding back. if a false vacuum gets just a little bit of a nudge (this is a process called quantum tunneling) it will suddenly collapse into a true vacuum. this release of energy would trigger a "vacuum decay" which is a bubble of destruction expanding at the speed of the light that reshapes the laws of physics and destroys everything in its path

personal stuff below 👇

as for me, i use this to describe myself to express a deep sense of hidden instability and it implies that: -i look completely fine, stable and functional on the outside. im getting through the day but it's a facade -i feel like im one bad day, one stressful event or one minor inconvenience away from a collapse -im holding onto a massive amount of internal stress, trauma and anxiety and it takes a lot of energy to maintain this current stable state and i feel like a ticking bomb -also im on the verge of a massive reality shifting identity change. once i collapse out of my current state i will never be the same person again

TL;DR

my username is a poetic nerdy way of saying i look perfectly fine rn but im structurally unstable and fundamentally overwhelmed

more about my blog 👇

i consider this blog my alter ego. it's everything that im not in real life. it's a personal space to explore sides of me that i can't navigate irl. so everything you see from me here is just my second hidden personality

im tagging all my beautiful mooties (if you got tagged twice please ignore), but if any of you don't like this kind of posts, feel free to ignore or even tell me to stop tagging you in the future. no pressure to respond at all. i love you all mooties 🙃

in boarding school it was basically a competitive sport to find out other's phone codes. after mine becoming public knowledge i needed to step up my game and put letters instead of numbers and wrote out some weird sound. thought myself a genius. i grew attached to it and started using sounds like agh, ugh, eugh etc as usernames on the internet.

I don't remember the site but i tried many of the short sounds that seemed cool but all were alr taken. out of frustration because nothing seemed to work i typed in screaming bc no way those exact letters were also alr taken. fortunately they were't and I grew to like this specific one sooo

an upside is that if someone i know irl gets wind of my online machinations it would be neigh impossible to spread my username by word of mouth alone

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There once was a little guy with a gamer tag used for all his socials. When he started posting fanart on Tumblr.com, he also started to think to himself that he wasn't particularly fond of the idea of people finding things like his Instagram and knowing stuff about him that they maybe shouldn't

This little guy was a bit sad to let his name go, since he has always liked being called that particular one. Still. He thought about it for a while and came up with something mildly funny if you think about it a bit. Perfect

But only with a bit of encouragement from @hannibalshairytits did he decide to do it and name himself after a metaphor for Will Graham's penis, since naming yourself after hannigram's body parts was what he saw a lot of people do then. So there it was. This guy thought to himself that being kinda sorta part of the group but not really was something that had always sounded an awful lot like him + the part of jokingly making a reference of 'shooting from the hip' could be interpreted as both him talking out of his ass and also just another arguably kind of funny metaphor for ejaculation. Then, because that's how life wills it, he found a certain kind of fondness of guns themselves and started spreading a bit of propaganda about it so that he, to this day, is sometimes considered the horny gun content guy

Later or perhaps earlier (he genuinely suffers from some memory loss here), he thought to himself that maybe his ao3 should have a separate name as well, since he, at first, thought to keep it private. So then he got to thinking once again. What does this little guy like? Birds. More specifically, herons but how fortune wills it, he could not name himself "heron". Then, a flash of genius later, he came up with "OneHeron" since it sounded very pleasant and also, being one heron is hard enough. You can hardly be two

Mine doesn't have much lore behind it, honestly. I wanted to create a twitter account to join a fandom space there back in 2020. And I do have this habit of listening to Sad Statue song (the one by System of a Down) when I'm irritated/angry. Which was the case that day, in that moment, and I had no idea for a username. Put ASadStatue and it wasn't taken, so I found a matching profile photo and it stuck with me. Haven't changed it ever since.

People started calling me Statue, then I got closer to them there, became friends and one called me Stat, the others decided to go with it as well. So now I kinda have those as my names on other platforms too. Honestly, I would have changed my instagram user to it as well, if I were okay with being found by some people in real life by that.

Let's break it down,

1. Tired

Well I'm tired y'all. So sleepy. At all times. I even have a tattoo of a yawning man. It's 90% of my personality.

2. Egggo

You may think this is about waffles but you'd be wrong. No shade cause yum, but it's actually a play on aegosexual. I like to pronounce it eggo-sexual cause it's funnier hence the eggo part. I added another "g" cause like why not. I feel like I operate on 3g while everyone else is on 5G 4k ultra.

........so I'm a tired asexual 🤷‍♀️

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I feel like all my mootie babes are just collections of Mr. Potato Head hannigram parts and I can take a guess why those freaks chose those usernames…..

The hunting Merthur has become my obsession in recent days