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This is why they fucked him up so bad.

hobbits were uncivilized based on how savagely they bodied sauron two consecutive times

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's their problem, not yours

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

SD:LKFM WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

“Worldbuilding” is a very sophisticated word for the process of “YOOOOOO wouldn’t it be cool if...”

“the ways you have learned to survive may not be the ways you wish to continue to live“

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)