rp memes

❝ ignore the mascara on my hand. ❞

❝ my bones hurt. like my literal bones. ❞

❝ get that off the internet. ❞

❝ mulan isn’t a princess, she’s a soldier, you fucking idiot. ❞

❝ nah that’s the most stupid gay shit i’ve ever heard you loser. ❞

❝ we stan a boy who knows how to text back! ❞

❝ coach me in flirting, please. ❞

❝ i am a fragile lady today please handle with care. ❞

❝ i feel like i’m having a stroke. ❞

❝ i keep forgetting that bj is short for blowjob. ❞

❝ what a fool i am. ❞

❝ pajamas are absolutely mandatory.  ❞

❝ cute date idea: burying a ouija board. ❞

❝ where we droppin’ boys? ❞

these are based on dodie’s new ep “human”! feel free to change pronouns as needed xx

ARMS UNFOLDING:

❝ you know I could live without or with you ❞

❝ it was only self-defense ❞

❝ running away just made sense ❞

MONSTER:

❝ you think i'm a crazy bitch ❞

❝ are you still in there? ❞

❝ i think it might be worth a try ❞

NOT WHAT I MEANT:

❝ let's find out just how far i'll go ❞

❝ i'll work a little harder ❞

❝ i wanted to be seen ❞

SHE:

❝ am I allowed to look at her like that? ❞

❝ it feels oddly good to hurt ❞

❝ she means everything to me ❞

IF I’M BEING HONEST:

❝ sadly, i just think that I was disgusting today ❞

❝ could you love this? ❞

❝ i think you like how i plead ❞

BURNED OUT:

❝ dreams and ideas should not be the same thing ❞

❝ words only get through if they're sharp ❞

“it’s pronounced fajita, you ignorant sack of shit”

“isn’t he the drug dealer guy?”

“drink it, pussy”

“well, my wife left me”

“shut up __, i wasn’t talking to you!”

“god, i fucking hate you”

“i read that in a fuckin’ book”

“ugh, i’m never drinking again”

“just vibes dude, vibes, you know? summer vibes”

“you know how it is to be this turnt all fucking day?”

“anyway i hate men”

“we out here eating poptarts, takin naps, and bein horny!”

“seasonal depression whomst?? don’t know her”

“i just hit myself in the face with my water bottle so. that’s how my day is going”

“i look like a foot”

“not to sound like a chaotic evil but...”

“paypal link in bio fund my bagel addiction”

“i love making terrible, unsafe decisions”

“i know i said i was over it but yeah no nevermind i’m still gonna kill myself about it”

“breaking news: i look okay sometimes?”

“just got back from the hospital what’s up”

* warnings: drug mentions, swearing, implied ns/fw!! feel free to change pronouns to make them work x

STINKY MONEY:

❝ this menu's fucking weird ❞

❝ you got no fries here? ❞

❝ that shit’s smelling funny ❞

CLOUT:

❝ lemme hit that ❞

❝ ripped jeans so my knees can breathe ❞

❝ i’m obsessed with engagements ❞

DEADBEAT:

❝  i got a mixtape, i'm blowin' up, it's any day ❞

❝ i'm on my first blunt, killstreak on my XBOX ❞

❝ i'm getting married and taking her name ❞

IFYB:

❝ please do not turn on the lights ❞

❝ i hit it so good she don't want me to stop ❞

❝ how the fuck am I third wheel? ❞

SUPER XAN:

❝ you know what I'm saying?  ❞ 

❝ why don't you come through? ❞

this summer i’ve been working on writing a book so i took some lines from the wip to turn into a meme!!

“they’re so p.d.a, it’s actually disgusting. no one wants to see you suck faces in the hall.” 

“stop being a nosy neighbor.”

“i wanna have a party during spring break.”

“she’s the type of girl that keeps an aspirin between her knees.”

“why don’t you go upstairs and get a good night’s sleep, huh?”

“sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.”

“just wanted to make sure you didn’t get roofied or something.”

“who said I want to be intimidating?”

“we have no other friends.”

“did you know cats get energy from sunlight?”

“did you know rats laugh when you tickle them?”

“did you know swans can be gay?”

“did you know trees can live to be thousands of years old?”

“did you know that a flock of crows is known as a murder?”  

“did you know that daddy long-legs have dicks?”

“did you know minnie mouse is actually named minerva?”

“did you know it’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?”

“did you know that armadillo shells are bulletproof?”

WE LIKE IT:

“ i need an answer now for my health ”

“ i need to hide from me and myself ”

“ who cares if we like it ? ”

“ i heard there’s a timer on mortality ”

“ i want a life that won’t disappear ”

EVERY SINGLE NIGHT:

“ don’t let your emotions control you ”

“ you better keep our bodies close together ”

“ we can work it out ”

“ will you wait for me ? ”

“ help me live it up every single night ”

LOST BOYS LIFE:

“ ask me what i remember ”

“ i was living a lonely life til i fell for you ”

“ i was living a lost boy’s/girl’s life, it was all i ever knew ”

“ go ahead, take a photograph ”

from dodie’s new ep, “you”

in the middle

“what are you doing friday?”

“could be weird, but i think i’m into it”

“you know i’m one for the overly passionate”

“does he smile like i do?”

“thanks for understanding”

6/10

“i feel like a six out of ten”

“i gotta get up early tomorrow again”

“is there pity for the plain girl(/boy/person)?”

“can you see the panic inside?”

“i know that you don’t want me here”

“ come back here! ”

“ get over here! ”

“ i’ll never tell! ”

“ don’t tickle me! ”

“ just tell me! ”

“ do it or i’ll...i’ll... ”

“ i’ll tickle you if you don’t! “

“ okay, okay, you win! “

“ i suggest a duel to help settle who does the dishes tonight. “

“ let the water-balloon fight commence! “

“ let the pillow fight commence! “

“ you’re going down! “

“ oh, it’s on! “

“ come over here and make me! “