fandom sideblog!

Men think they are intellectual for liking cristopher nolan movies

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

Alina in 100 years crashing out because she finally understands Alexander, and he's not there to be with her through forever because she killed him. And she knows she can't do it alone. Just like he couldn't. And his words are bouncing around her head taunting her because she can't remember his voice.

acotar should be more like Ice Planet Barbarians in that there are tragically few amount of the faeries going feral and kidnapping their mates

ACOTAR 6: Gwyn & Az being sent on a solo recon mission about koschei or w/e & they get caught in increasingly ridiculous hijinxs where they have to hide in closets/under beds together and have to pose as husband and wife and uh oh they’re at a dinner & people are egging them on cheering oh come on, you can’t ignore [insert continental faerie tradition] kiss your poor wife!

i think we'd all be a lot happier if we stopped viewing fandom as a social media space and more like we're all sitting around a table doing arts & crafts together