woodstcik

harlan guthrie deserves jail time for making me hear the words “pregnant meat”

harlan guthrie deserves EXTRA jail time for making ARTHUR the pregnant meat

NO NO DON’T GIVE HIM IDEAS

no no no no no witch! don't impregnate arthur! you don't know how much of a bad idea it is to give this man a kid!

He would end up forgetting them in the moist dirt and they would drown-

can’t believe yorick got a body before john

Hey so. Did anyone have Arthur Briefly Mpreg Stomach Full Of Maggots on their Bingo card. Cause. I didn't.

Okay, but I'm worried about Arthur's resurrection here. What if this is a "came back wrong" trope?

John's call-into-the-dark love speech. Arthur's absolutely guttural scream. The jazz clipped at the cutoff. Yeah, this is a Malevolent episode

I love how the witch was just going “Love is love, and I get that, but can you go feral instead of being queer that would be great and happy pride” and then she died

"Witch" ? More like marriage counsellor

SHE PUT ARTHUR THROUGH MPREG I REPEAT SHE PUT ARTHUR THROUGH MPREG

this has been a very yorick moment. reblog to have a yorick moment today