MF THE SUPERVILLAIN

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

“check the syllabus” i NEVER check the syllabus i just figure it out as i go

im constantly stressed and all my muscles are tense all the time

The syllabus is a cheat guide to the class, you should relax and read them!

sooo fucking scared of documents

No rizz just fear of abandonment

do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp

yes

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

what sucks about taking a shower is youre going to have to do it again. You did all that work and for what

also your skill plateaus. you dont get any better at it after a certain point.

life will be better and life will also be worse. and i will be angry and upset and miserable, and i will be happy and content and proud. and i will live. i will live.

just turned twenty. More of the same. Press on.

but what happens when we collectively reach the boop limit. What do they do to us

"Me booping my mutuals-" no. That's not enough. I am booping literally everyone I see on here with the boop button beside their name, mutual or not. There is no escaping. I will find all of you