Wise Words of a Dumbass

originally posted: june 22 2025. These cubs are Fat Bear Junior competitors!

i dream of having a regulated nervous system

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

good morning! you cannot change what has already happened! you cannot change people who are unwilling! however, you can choose acceptance and letting go and that is no small miracle!

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

seeing people drive erratically then pulling up next to them and they’re on that goddamn cell phone…. i’m going to reach over and snatch that thing. and eat it

I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am