turned down a date because i want to go swing my sword at a tree later tonight. alone

my favorite game to play is “is supernatural actually trending or did some major political/social event just occur”

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

lots of discourse online about when your friends whip out stilted therapy language on you but none of it reflecting how funny it can be. I just got hit with a “I am sorry for this miscommunication and will be better in the future” girl we’ve know each other for 14 years just say “my bad” 😭

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

don’t contact me unless it’s to tell me i’m the girl of your dreams

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

I am worried that if i got in a car accident with a girl i would fall in love with her so i am driving twenty miles under the hour per hour speed limit

Sorry that came out wrong this benz is hard to text and drive in