Novelist, Nerd, Nouveau(?) Knight

Today, we have a fun sketch from Key & Peele about continental breakfast. Enjoy!

Christmas Time Is Here

Finally, I can start playing Christmas songs. …Or did that already happen? Did it ever end? Well, here we are once again surrounded by the magic of Christmas and those who would try to expunge it.

Questions We Ask of Mary

Did Mary know? This time of year, we get all sorts of carols, hymns, and songs about the holiday season. One of the more popular ones [and it is both catchy and very well done], is Mary Did You Know? No big deal, right? Depends who you ask. I mean, on the one hand, of course the Blessed Virgin Mary knew that her son was the Messiah and the Son of God. The archangel Gabriel pretty much spelled…

Holiday Shopping Season Begins

Here we are and it’s already December [When did that happen? (About five days ago)] and we’re smack in the middle of the holiday season. That stressful time when we stand in longer lines at every store, try to find the perfect gifts for everyone on our lists, and basically spend more money than we planned while hoping to have a few moments of happiness. From iFunny.com We spend so much time in…

Today is Monday. Instead of a joke, I’ll just leave you with a fun video to distract you from the beginning of the work week after a nice, long weekend (Thank you, veterans, for your service).

Today we’ve got a fun video update on Deadpool 3…from about a month ago. And, of course, a bit lot of comedy (it’s 36 minutes, so we’re pretty sure you won’t watch all of [we definitely didn’t]).

The Biblical Origin of DST

So, we all now that many of the things we currently use come from the Bible (Is that {hold on, let’s see how this proceeds}?). For example, how we calculate the year, A.D. Anno Domini, is when Jesus Christ was born (that’s not 100% accurate and we use C.E. now [but the years are still the same]). The origin of daylight savings time is also Biblical. It’s from the days of Hezekiah [2 Kings 1-11]…

I hope you’re enjoying tooth rot…or whatever this holiday is about. Getting dressed up. Getting candy. Spending time trading your favorites with your siblings and friends. And pumpkin carving!

Here are some puns to start your Monday, and week, off right: From theawesomedaily.com From ruinmyweek.com From theclassicdad.com From pulptastic.com And, if you like were those came from, click the links to dozens more jokes. Have a great Monday!

Puns from America’s Got Talent

So here we are another Monday. Which is cool. Well, that’s expected, at least in the morning now that it’s September. But, I think I’ll be lazy and simply drop a video of puns. Enjoy! Sure, some aren’t great but hopefully you at least smiled to start your day…or afternoon…or whenever you see this.

Dad Jokes and Bad Puns

Here are some puns (dad jokes) to start your Monday. Enjoy! (Really, they’re reactions are funnier than the jokes.)

How To Train Your Cat(gon)

So, this is a thing. And, unsurprisingly, an Amazon bestseller. From Amazon.com Yes, I realize that by posting this, I’ve added the author in reaching one more person, but since it’s already on Amazon’s bestseller list, I think it’s probably okay. To be fair, it’s #1 in the cat training category. Still, knowing your market is a big key to success. I myself haven’t read it, since I don’t have…

Monday = Fun Picture Day

Here are a few fun pics to start your Monday, and your week off right. From Facebook From Facebook And then there’s this version of Harry Potter than might make you cringe.

July The Forth Be With You

Happy Independence Day to the land of the free and the home of the brave! There’s been a lot of talk recently by some that America is on a downward slide. That our freedoms are eroding and that our great democracy is slipping into fascism. But some have been saying that for years. But they’re wrong. We don’t have a democracy. We have a democratic republic. From Etsy We like to think that…

Some days Monday just sneaks up on you. Other days, it smacks you in the face. From boogiethepug.com Sure, the weekend is fun, carefree, and, when there’s a Federal holiday on Monday, extra long. But those extra long ones really are rare and infrequent. Roughly once a month (I’m a banker, I should know). Why not increase those to once a week? When every weekend is a three day weekend, none…

Happy Dad Jokes Day!

Yesterday was Father’s Day. So in celebration of the most important men in our lives: the fathers (step-fathers, foster fathers, and adoptive fathers), the uncles, the God fathers, the brothers, the spiritual fathers who’ve stuck with us, taught us, fought for us, encouraged us, and helped shaped who we are… Well, how else would we celebrate? Dad jokes. From fathersdayweb From 22 Words From…

We have had amazing weather this three day weekend! As I sit here typing this, the sun is shining, the temperature is hot, and the birds are singing. It’s a glorious day. And yet, amidst all this natural grandeur, it’s easy to take the cost for granted. It’s easy, while planning a day at the lake or deciding on a menu for grilling, to forget the reason for this long weekend. Memorial Day. From…