i like the way you lick the bowl

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

bbc merlin’s political agenda of “i’ll wait for the king to die and fuck his son so good, he’ll have to adopt my politics” was actually so ahead of its time

it’s not a coincidence that the words homeric and homoerotic are so similar to each other and that’s on achilles and patroclus send tweet

there’s a misconception that grief only happens when we lose people. this is not true. we can grieve circumstances, relationships, missed opportunities. in fact, sometimes when you find yourself plagued with waves of emotion from sadness to melancholy you may be grieving yourself. the version of yourself that you might have been if things had been different, or if only you had said something, or if someone had stood up for you.

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

MCU stands for Marvel Cinematic universe?? i think you mean My cinematic universe… no really, give it to me.  you hurt or killed my faves and ruined the plot so i’m taking it.

Wouldn’t it be sexy if games were affordable