Bow down to the moose king

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

*seductively takes DS stylus out of mouth like a cigarette* So… i heard you like Pokemon…..

I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS

@bl00dh0ney

free him

@bl00dh0ney

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

Yes

@bendydickcuttlefish

Who wants to [insert sexual activity] and [insert non-sexual activity]

jack off and eat bees

@bendydickcuttlefish

whenever i’m with my girl or we’re facetiming, i always stare at her and smile and she always looks at me innocently and asks “what?” and i always reply “nothing” but i wonder how she doesn’t know that i’m staring because her eyes are my favorite color and her smile is my favorite smile and i’m trying to keep my cool but i can’t because i’m way too in love

@bl00dh0ney

its a just a toilet that anyone can use… like the toilet in like, every single person’s home… why are people so ..inflamed.. about everything