SAT Victim

why do all women want a 6'0"+ tall guy with a 6 pack and a 6"+ dick? because satan. 666. y'all are demons. i just proved it. satan worshippers. illuminati.

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

@paghal

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house

i laughed way harder at this than i should have

black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on

THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN

#it’s happy because it knows it’s safe from everything

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

Im a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out

teenage girls!!! stop being afraid to enjoy childish shit!!! it is so fun!!! watch disney films!!!! biuild blanket forts!!! dance around to music!!! i just danced around to old barbie film music and i’m having so much fun!!!! fuck people who judge you!!! shamelessly enjoy childish things!!!!! fuck what people think!!!!

Such a good vine

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team