the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society