Bells Does Tumblr

it's like you don't even want to live deliciously. do you even care about the taste of butter

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

this is standard issue uncle

can't wait to get home to the love of my life, online shopping packages

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.

Does free will exist?

yeah