✨glorious purpose✨

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

just because i like something doesnt mean its good

hell yes tumblr

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

life would be sooo good without my curse

buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles

We should all quit our jobs to focus on summer

it's dangerous that you have to log into your bank account to see your balance i should have it in the corner of my vision at all times like a video game

me going back & forth between healed & insane every day