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we do it as a sex thing. whatever kind of sex thing would make you personally the angriest

yeah it’s the worst kind of sex thing

Grimes

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

Permian-Triassic Extinction Event ca 251.9mya (colorized)

so many of the top blair witch project reviews on letterboxd are like "omg these people are soooooo annoyingggggg all they do is complainmnnn" like well you see they are starving and trapped in cursed woods and being hunted by a witch

Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”

But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."

you need to listen to rap and hiphop you need to listen to jazz you need to listen to blues and country and bluegrass or else you will be inflicted with something most foul of the soul

and if you say you do and post a video game ost you will be hexed by an evil shaman

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all